You know you've got that bling when...
Are YOU blinged up to the max?
People can't look at you directly for fear of being blinded by the amount of 'ice' you’re wearing...
You think it's normal to own seven furs...
You've developed RSI from having to lift your jewellery-laden hands that little bit harder...
You start spelling 'crystal', 'Cristal'. All the time...
Like Eminem, Jay-Z and P Diddy, you reckon it's about time YOU set up your own clothing line...
You’ve added chrome wheels to your child's pushchair...
You’ve spent a week's wages on a pair of teeth braces à la Kelis....
You don't think it's unreasonable that Damon Dash chucks a pair of trainers away after wearing them once...
You'd rather die than shop on the high street...
