Prince William jokes he's orf to Oz

Prince William is either going to be disappointed this Christmas or he's telling porkies. The royal was telling everyone at Whisky Mist last night that he's spending the festive period in Australia, although a Buckingham Palace spokesman told The Eye today that he's going to Balmoral with the family just like he does every year.

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He left two hours earlier than his little brother at 1.30am today with his girlfriend Kate Middleton.

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He had told us: "I'm not spending Christmas at home. I'm going to Australia this year."

Moments before, he almost barfed after downing a shot of tequila. That's not something you see every day — certainly not from the heir to the throne.