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Homer's love talk

Metro13 April 2012

* Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about 6ft tall, 300lb. They make ice and, um, oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

* Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries

* Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car and I'm sorry... oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point

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