You can now buy pornstar martini marmalade
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There’s no denying that pornstar martinis are delicious.
The sweet passionfruit cocktail that comes with a shot of fizz, is a go-to on any night out – but now you can also spread it on your toast.
Firebox have just added ‘Spreadable Pornstar’ to their spreadable range – which also includes gin, beer, whiskey and coffee - and it sounds intriguing.
The vodka and passionfruit martini is made from an award-winning vodka passionfruit preserve and the site says it’s the perfect accompaniment to a piece of ‘tantalising toast or a slutty bagel’.
They continued: “Help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.”
The adult-twist on the classic marmalade currently retails for £9.99 per jar – but can be put in baking or as the site suggests “sensually smeared over your lover”.
Cocktails for breakfast just became a lot more acceptable.
