An unlimited cheese and mulled wine festival is coming to London

Hello, is it brie you’re looking for? Definitely yes, we hear you scream.

Well, your filthy cheesy-filled dreams are about to come true when a rather incredible sounding giant cheese board arrives in south London.

The new cheese festival is coming to Greenwich, and for 30 smackers you’ll be able to down, curdle, binge on, swallow and smother as much cheese and mulled wine into your face as you can possibly handle. Artisan to basic cheddar, brie to comté; you name it, it’s there.

And there's more. To help you through your imminent cheese comedown, there will be plenty of DJs about busting out what they're billing modern cheese anthems to keep you perky.

There will also be cheesecake aplenty and the organisers are promising vegan options, too. But make no mistake, it really is all about the cheese.

The Giant Cheeseboard takes place from December 16 to 17 at Ibiza-style nightclub Studio 338 in North Greenwich. Check out the event's Facebook page.